The Midland Valley Sewing Circle was meeting to appraise the completed quilt of their newest member, Meredith.
“How ex…excellent, Meredith.” Mrs. Willis asked falteringly, “However did you get the stitches so…small?”
“Yes, such wonderful…colors,” Mrs. Young stammered.
“Thank you, it took ever so much research.” Meredith said taking a sip of tea. This proved too much for Mrs. Harris who choked on her cucumber sandwich and had to be helped home by Mrs. March, starting a mass exodus.
The quilt hung framed by the light of the door, each panel depicting a different position of the Kama Sutra.